Okay, yes I have a snowblower. It’s great, relatively new, but here’s the thing. I still have to hope it starts up every winter. I still have to walk back and forth until the sidewalks and driveway are clear. I still have spray the snow a few feet away, and then work my way that way and spray the same snow again. But, if I had one of these:

I could just take two sweeps across my front yard and driveway and it’d all be gone. Lickity split, just like that. And the best part, with the spray range it shows in this picture:

I could shoot the snow over my neighbor’s house (he’s a friend of mine) and right smack in the front yard of the guy two houses away (he’s a jerk). Ahhh, the dream snowblower.